Let's face it: Some people are just STUPID.
And then there's people who are exceptionally stupid, like certain "girly" girls in my Biology class (hence the title).
Here are the things they said. These usually promote one of the following reactions in me:
(a) I want to go and slap them over the head with a big heavy Biology Book
(b) I have an almost unbearable urge to start rolling on the floor laughing
(c) I sink into deep despair wondering whatever is going to happen with this planet when my generation takes over.
(d) I roll my eyes so violently it almost hurts
>(while talking about plants in Biology) "I don't get it....How can the plants be alive if they don't have eyes?...They can't see!"
>(watching a video on flower polinators in Biology) "So, is there, like, food inside the flower for the bee?"
>(while looking at beansprouts we had grown in Biology) "Eeeeew! The roots have hairs on them! They're moulding!"
>(talking in the PE locker room) "I studied all weekend. I'm becoming, like, a social outcast."
*groan!* How can anyone be that...shallow...and....stupid?????? i really worry about our future!
Submitted by Lily Allison:
>(At dormers dinner. We are not the brightest people, and are
extremely random. A shiney moment of truth for a certain freind of mine... )
Me (In referance to someone late for dinner): Huh, they've probably
been eaten...
Friend: Yeah! Or killed!!!!
Do you know any stupid people?
Tell me what they said!!!
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